I have thought up some really stupid and twisted pick up lines.

Girl, you look so good i wann put my dick into you.

You look so beautiful, your eyes are so beautiful, your father must have stole the stars and the moon and the heavens and shoved them into your mmom when he knocked her up.

Fuck you (As in literally, you wanna do her)

Hi, I have a 10 inch dick, fits perfectly in your hole.

How deep is your love? I really need to know. Coz we're living in a world of fools. Taking us down, and they won't just let us be, we belong to you and me.

I am Shaun Chang.

There you go.