If you are reading my blog. I don't give a shit.

If I don't know you, I give less than a shit. Which is actually re-iterating my previous sentence of giving less than a shit.

Truly, what is shit?

Shit is the daily defecation/excrement that you have to produce to prevent bodily explosions resulting from over accumulation of fecal matter.

Picture this scenario, Tom, a homosexual bartender is walking along the road. A taxi stops not far from him and Subject B steps out. Subject B is an obese female, with an eating disorder, as can clearly be seen from her extreme size, the can of creamed rice in her left hand and the moro bar used to spoon the creamed rice into the orifice that is her mouth.

Suddenly, Subject B explodes showering Tom with shit. Tom, being a sexually active homosexual finds nothing amusing or disturbing. He is used to being covered in shit. The taxi driver on the other hand is not so lucky. He dies. He was in too close a proximity to the exploding Subject B, and the force of shit flying at approx. 350 kph killed the poor sucker. Shattering his taxi windscreens and denting the door. The whole taxi is translated about 3 meters to the right of the explosion.

Not a plesant sight.

Thus children, learn from this story. DO NOT CONSTIPATE. SHIT REGULARLY. It may save your life.



Thus we learn today. Shit is precious. I don't give it out freely.



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Joel.
Jesus loves you, he really does, he just loves me more.