Friday, July 11, 2003

Well, I gotta get posting with on the correct day coz normally I post at 12ish AM, which is the next day, so the blogging is kinda invalid. I wonder if anyone reads the time stamps of blogs to see if they have expired or not.

I have a really bad cough and I am out of strepils. A VERY VERY BAD combination. My throat is red raw. I also have a cold. BUT I AM NOT SICK. I am abit Giddy. BUT I AM NOT SICK. I AM SICK WHEN I AM IN BED, DYING. IF NOT I AM NOT SICK.

No KAt I am not sick. I am still up and about. I went to the library today. Got some pearl milk tea, the green apple one. Oh yeah RB I realised that the cups that you use are the same as the ones from Netwarz, do you salvage them? Coz if you do, you can have mine, i washed it up, you can have it when you get the cup that william drank from I and I brought home back.

I have just gotten the idea if my running away from Macleans was the right Idea, as in, well it wasn't a wrong choice, I never regret what I do, I was just thiking what would have happened had I stayed.

*coughs* oww, more throat is painful.

FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND

Dammit, i get that spelling wrong all of the time, it goes back to like when I was 6 years old I learnt the wrong spelling and it got stuck. :D Oh well.

Nitez

Just thought I mite add. Howard kicked me in the balls during sparring :D
My day has been reasonably intersting, besides sitting down and transforming myself into a vegetable during the process of the day. I have also managed to tie a bandana around my head. That is the pinnacle of my day's achievements. My cold and cough haven't really subsided besides I already comsuming half a box of strepsils.

Masturbation is a topic that is normally kept at joke level and never really discussed widely. 9 out of every 10 males would practice it on a regular level. In fact, the numbers may be higher than that. "Whanking" as it is normally termed can be a very messy job, or so I have heard, so normally guys would practice it while taking a shower, as there is the ease of cleaning up and the chances of being found out of one's unqiue way of feeling one's self when taking a shower are kinda slim. My opinion on whanking it can be summarised in one sentence. It is not my bag.

It should be a really unfortunate incident if you happened to call upon a freind who just so happened to be in the middle of relieving his needs, when his mother comes calling for him with the telephone in one hand saying Joel is on the phone. Even more unfortunate if your hands were really messy at that point of time. I would mention the name of this person, but it would be just not right to do so.

Freind Fact File

First Name : Paul
Last Name : Hy
Height : 174ish cm
Weight : 60 odd kg
Relationship to Me : Mah Homie, Mah Bro, Boyfreind (Yeah we never really did OFFICIALLY break up)
Size/Type of Penis : I betcha RB doesn't even know this one, so I won't spoil her fun of finding out
Type of hairstyle : Generally spiked up in a traditional fashion
Who he loves : Rainbow and just about everybody else.
What he can be heard saying : Ah Moi (lil sis) to Katherine, not saying "you", but "yous", and any other chiggerish saying
Famous for : His cool handshakes. and being a chigger.
What's a chigger? : A Chinese who wants to be black.

Yeah Sup bro!

Thursday, July 10, 2003

10th July

3 days since I last blogged. Strange. Really strange. When I have no time to blog. I blog the most often. When I have all the time in the world I neglect this blog of mine.

Hold on a sec I have to say something.

YAY!!! KATHERINE THINKS I AM UNIQUE. YAY!!!

My mother is pestering me to sleep now. It is 1.11 am.

I'm not crazy. I'm just a little unwell.

Is to.

I'm not depressed. I'm just a little not happy.

I ain't happy. That much I know. I really don't know what the root cause is. Spose it could be the height issue creeping up and mousying around as usual.


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I just watched The Exorcist. I really hate the way I can't get scared with scary movies. I haven't watched a movie where I really was scared. Maybe my mind is just too cynical or possible to critical and I immediately dissect the movie and rationalise what is going wrong. On the whole. The exorcist is okay. Very graphip, very vulgar, but reasonably okay. If that was the scariest movie ever made. I pity scary movies.


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I have stopped playing bunny poker. After realising that bunny poker is after all, interactive pornography. Still challenging nevertheless. Getting a program to "strip" by beating it in poker is really lame. And just not right.

AND if you visit Sicko porn.com I betcha you'd shit yourself in looking at the disgusting things peole manage to shove into themselves to turn others on. PS: If you visited that site and you really were turned on. Email me and I shall pray for you, coz that is sick stuff, funny stuff, fresh veges and fruits is hilarious, but really sick. AND NO. I didn't visit that site coz i was bored. Someone sent it to me coz he found it really funny. They way it is set up is really funny. And the only reason I went in and checked the webpage out was coz i was laughing my head off.


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Why is it when a guy actually cares about a girl, who is totally not related to him by blood, people automatically assume that the guy likes the girl? What happened to the gentlemen of the world? What happened to chivalry and gallantry and all the other log-up-arse values that prevented the Knights of the Dark ages from swinging like a player?

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Yeah.

Sweaty black men, Moans and groans, shoving and pushing. 3 sets of words what images do that bring to mind.

A) Gay sex.
B) Straight Sex
C) Repression of black people by the whites in the 17th, 18th and early 19th century by forcing them to work in labour camps as slaves under the hot burning sun digging for stuff that nobody knows what is.
D) Ronald, Paul and William covered in black mud, wrestling. With Joel laughing at the stupidity of the whole situation.

Tell me, which of those 4 did you think of?


4 random blog topics. I should have made up for my lack of blogging already.

Monday, July 07, 2003

4 days. 4 whole days. I haven't blogged. Wonder how many people have walked past and clicked around and went eh. No blog today.

Time for some action.

BUNNY POKER. =D I am after all a guy. The holidays are never a healthy time for me. I have ceased moving about at a high pace due to the decreaased temperature around me. I hate tiles. My entire lower floor is tiled. And it is freezing at night. A layer of super cold air forms just above the floor freezing all toes and body parts below 25 centimeters above the floor.

TINA. hrm I just tought I'd say that name randomly.

SARAH. Wonder if you are wearing hot pants right now. =P

KATHERINE. You reading this?

WILLIAM!! Thanx for the poker game.

BRIAN. If you are reading this. Good for you. Have a shag, on the house, with a dog. Depressive fuck, my ass I am.

Hawon. Hrm she doesn't even know this blog exists and I hope she doesn't find out.

Marijuana should be cool, cept I can't find any of it anywhere.