I want some of the marijuana

I have nothing to blog. I thought I'd just blog to state that.

Ker Han has a 3 inch penis. He showed it to me today. I was that bored.

There are 3 real ways in which to kill a man. I don't know all of them.

Mechwarrior 4 rulz.

Yes, life is shallow kat. If we just look at life on the surface what is there to it but getting laid and passing on your genetic material? If you got religion by your side good for you, if you actually believe what you are told to believe even better, gives you something else to live for.

I am a genetic failure. I hate my genes and whatever else makes me me. I hate it down to the the very last chromosome, down to the very last molecules of Adamine, Thyamine, Guanine and Cytosine. If I was in the wild. Nature would have killed me off a long time ago. Along with all the other poor disabled people out there. And my brother, he wouldn't be smart enough to wash his own feet.

My bloodline should have died along with my useless bum of a grandfather and his mostly useless brothers. Only 2 out of the 11 of them had any real use. The rest of them squandered the family fortune and now the Tai family doesn't own 70% of the rubber plantations in Thailand no more. Lazy good for nothing bums. I'd be in a family of expatriates and people who light cigars with 100 dollar bills if they hadn't screwed up the family business. And should I mention too, All of them were midgets, bloody short cunts.

yeah, that is a small part of my family history.

Why does shit always hit the fan at the same time?

Oh I am a "depressive fucker" am I Brian. Screw you. And your little dog too.

I have suddenly taken a liking to Matchbox 20's music. After listening to it on Ben's BOSS AS car stereo. nobody beats ben in terms of bossness of car stereo-ity. I wanna buy Michelle Branch's latest album. I like her new single.


Could you look me in the eye
And tell me that you’re happy now, ohhh, ohhh No
Would you tell it to my face or have I been erased, No
Are you happy now? No
Are you happy now? No

I, though smiling, though laughing, though cracking jokes, though doing anything jovial, can't say that I am happy. I haven't been happy for a long long time. I can't say to anyone's face. That I am truly happy.

This blog is beginning to relly feel boring, coz honestly day after day I have been publishing, though reasonably interesting to read, it is still quite pointless. I never mention anything on my blog that has any real use. It is just trivial immaterial stuff. Like life. Trivial and immaterial.

ARGH 1.12 am? What I am doing up right now? Insane. Well I am blogging. RB's party was. Good. Cool. now that I have describ'd RB's party that is enough on people talking about her party coz well, we all know what happened. I was really sweet and got her what she wanted most. =D =D. Paul in a box. next year we may have paul and 2 kids in a box, with one of the kids being a baby girl related to paul and rainbow, but eh who knows.

I AM A YELLOW belt now. HOORAY. I RULE. I ACED GRADING. I ACED GRADING. Sifu said that my kicks were good. Cept that my Chi Sao "sticky hand techniques" weren't as good as it should be. In the sense, not good enough to jump two belts.

There is not real way of saying Chi Sao in English that is not dodgy, what is Chi Sao? it can be:

1) Sticky hands
2) Special hand techniques
3) Keeping ones's arms constantly in contact with another person's
4) beating it really hard

All which sound like whanking. =D

Have fun Yall.

Oh yeah and Kat if you Read this

GET WELL SOON. OR ELSE

Or else I'll go to your house with spare lungs and insert them into you.

=D