I went for my Wing Chun grading today.

I ate too much today.

I think I sucked abit at sparring due to being too full, thus my kicks weren't as good as normal. But at least I know that I wasn't too bad at Chi sao. In fact, Sifu said: "Chi Sao da de bu cuo" which translates to, "You weren't too shabby at Chi Sao" Coolz. Did one of those jumping rolls this time, should have been able to totally ace it cept that I don't know what went wrong. I was really good for height, but my landing wasn't too well timed, I slammed really hard on the ground and now my left ankle really hurts. C'mon Yellow, C'mon yellow, then I can burn this white belt of mine and go on to Yellow.

There are 2 things in this world that get me nervous. I was sitting down in training today and I was just looking really sad.

Logan: something wrong?
Me: yeah. I need something.
Logan: What? (looks at joel hugging his bag)
Me: (looks at Logan)
Logan: Oh.

Well, there really wasn't a point to that just thought it would look eyecatching and make you read more. lol

I want a hug.

And not a sissy hug offered by weak willed willies (no offence to william, coz i am not referring to him) , I want a nice firm comforting "shiawase" hug. Or at least a nice manly hug.

=D

There are some things in life which we cannot explain. Things so strangely deep nobody can realy put their finger on.

There is something stumping me. What is the secret of the Universe? I really don't know.

Am I deep down really a goth? Goths can be intelligent people. They also can be decently nice people. In fact the reason goths are goths is coz society has shunned them and in craving as of all human desire of company, they form thier own little groups and dress in a way that sets themselves apart from the other people. They shun the rest of society and they crawl into thier deep dark pit of depression and wallow in self pity sometimes. Or they embrace thier culture and flaunt it openly.

Marilyn Manson. He is disgusting. He is obscene, He looks horribly sadistic. He somehow seems so wicked cool to me. His entire dress sense. So weird. So strange. So strangely pleasing with that certain strange sense of style. His Music, so downright angry, so horribly disharmonious, yet they strike a cord within me and sounds so perfectly intune. With a beat that seems so. Nice.

Freind Fact File
Name: Rainbow Bin
A.K.A. Rams
Height: Not sure, but more than 164 and less than 170
Weight: I don't know. Probably less than me.
Type of hairstyle: Unknown style, looks reasonably nice however.
Can be found doing: Blogging. Painting blue sheep all over the place. Being online on MSN at ungodly hours.
Can be heard saying: KEEP AWAY FROM HIM!! and PAUL LOVES ME.
Size/Type of penis: She doesn't have one. But we all know she'll want her personal one someday. Paul, grow boy, grow. =P
Known for: Being one of the first bloggers of existence and starting the blogging craze in Macleans college. And being a wicked cool ass artist.
Greatest competition for Paul comes from: Me. =D
Favourite food I don't know
Favourite toy We all know. *hint* *hint*
Other ways of spelling Paul Pol, Pu-all, Pael, Pual, Ball.
When is her birthday: THIS MONDAY!! Call Paul for further details, coz he is the bloke organising it.

:D

Blogging Time.

Ballroom dancing is so. Boss. Got to dance with Judy Lam and Linda Lam. Sisters woohoo! Lol. Dancing is nice, espcially the hustle. lol epscially the cuddly moves. =D espcially with someone with cleavage that is not too bad. =D =P. Today's Career's evening was quite nice.

Freind Fact File
Name: Ronald Anthony Liew
Height: 179 CM. HAHA, ALMOST GOT TO 180. Tall boy ain't quite tall enough eh?
Weight: 58ish, 59ish Kg?
Type of hairstyle: Spiked up, dyed in a wierd shade of gold. Looks reasonably cool however.
Can be found doing: Pulling a "Ronald", hugging Gilainne, making babies, practising martial arts on the spur of the momment in a reasonably controlled fashion. And making more babies.
Can be heard saying: Actually I don't think he ever says anything often enough that can be really penned down.
Size/Type of penis: Well this is an interesting topic, but for Gilainne's sake I won't comment any furthur, less she loose her innocence and I loose my balls.
Probability of being gay: 95%
Is his middle name really Anthony? Nope I don't know, probably doesn't have a middle name. Just that Ronald Anthony Liew sounds boss, so I decided to add it. lol
Joel-slickness-o-meter-rating: Boss. Which means, He is slick, cept that if we took 6 inches off his legs we'd see that he ain't so Boss anymore.

Today's word of the day:

BOSS

Boss means cool, way cool.

Yoz Hidee Ho. Time to enlighten a few people of the world.

PULLING A RONALD.

This means by not being more slick than usual. A guy justs walks off with a chick who is not really with a guy. Leaving the guy standing there not really knowing what has happened. Many degrees of "Ronald" pulling but generally it is unintentional.

Can be applied to walking off with a man's bitch (the literal dog), walking off with a man's pants (when he is drunk enough), and walking off with another man (needs no explanation).

I have to clear a few things up. Ronald DID INDEED leave Kevin in the lurch. BUT he was just the platform on which Vicki walked away from him. That is all. Not that he purposely laid down and said. WALK ON ME BITCH!! WALK HARDER!! FASTER!! HARDER!!. No he didn't so technically. Ronald didn't do anything and Vicki just lumped away with Ronald to do a we all know what, on a we all know when, and a we all know how.

I don't know what I am talking about. It is 10.19am in the morning and I am half asleep I shall go back to sleep now. Good nite everybody.


PULLING A JOEL.

Is is when the opportunity to pull a RONALD takes place, but you wuss out, shame on your pants if that happens.

The reason of wussing out can be for a many number of reasons.
A) You are too nice
B) You don't want to make the old bloke feel like yesterday's leftovers.
C) You are too shy
D) You are stupid (As in unable to spade or just plain stupid)
E) Any other valid reason which lead you to not pulling a Ronald.

I really don't know why the heck I am doing this, but as a good samaritan, I will take pity upon the dude we all know who has the initials H.C.

He asked me to post this strange random message, which I swear, if causes me and flak. I will castrate the goofball.

SORRI JOEL , I NO U HAE EXAMS . . . but i need someone who has a blog

Hsuan (23/6/03)
I cant help thinking this rap part from Linkin park "If i could, Take back the pain i would, Retrace every wrong move i made I would, If i could stand up and take up the blame i would'.

"STAND UP and take up the blame" Howard insisted i did this. Up til my convo wif Howard, i neva considered myself to blame. It was clearly a misunderstanding~.

The rumours that is hurting her~ but the root of this problem is i clearly did not show enough respect for her. I made heaps of claims b4 the bal tol show i care, and respected her heaps. Now all this can b seen as lie~

What i did towards the end of the ball~ is something i'll regret, but because I want to show i care, and c her happy again. I will try to undo the damage suggested by Howard. God Save Me!!!I need ur prayers guyz~

Yeah I am insane in the membrane aren't I?

For those of you who CAN read English and understand innuendo and figurative language really well:

I have, well, almost totally stepped down from my pedestal.

I can't really say I had the upper hand concerning Kai Ying. I can't really say I had a better hand at all. I know for a fact I am a wayyyy better player than Allen will be for a long time. Fate has decided that I will always have a crap hand to play with. That is why skills are paramount. But still I can't really say my handling of my cards this round was superb.

All I can really say. Is that I dealt my hand back in. The cards are on the table. I had a few trumps. But Allen has seen them, Allen knows them, Allen can now use them. I gave them to him willingly.

I am out of this game. Allen is playing alone. If he looses, he has only himself to blame.

For those of you who CANNOT read English and understand innuendo and figurative language at all:

I talked with Allen last night. I told him what I thought about Kai Ying. Talked to him about her and gave him really solid advice on chasing chicks. Hopefully he will use it wisely coz I ain't gonna use it at all.

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3 guys have told me this or something similar

"You should have left Allen crying like a little girl. Joel you were stupid. Nice guys get nowhere."

In other words "You whanker, you should have intentionally pulled a "Ronald"."