Joel is proud.
Joel is sad.
And Joel's knee hurts a hell bloody load.

Just now in the near freezing cold of the world outside. I hung a wooden board on one of the trees that are in my back yard that are to be cut down someday in the future (sad they are nice trees, especially one, which I have carved the names of Marilyn, Katie and Tina on and spent many a happy hour just sitting underneath and staring at the sky *reminesces* I'll miss that tree when it gets cut down ='( )

ANYWAYZ.

I hung a board over on one of them and measured the height off the ground. Exactly 170 cm off the ground. I then stepped back aboout 2 meters and then....

I ran foward, jumped up, spun in mid air, brought my right foot up hit the board with the heel of that foot (blade kick), before the foot came down, raised my other foot spun abit more and kicked the board with my inner sole (cresent kick)

Now for those of you who have done Chinese Martial Arts you'd know that I have just done a DEATH KICK. And if that was a person standing over there, his neck would most probably have been broken. And since that board was 170 cm in the air, I would have been able to hit a guy that is about 195 cm tall in the head with a death kick, effectively KOing the bugger. WAY COOL.

Friend Fact File

First name:Logan
Middle name: Taleri (not sure of the spelling)
Last name: Wong
Weight: 55ish Kg (give or take 2 kg)
Height: 170ish give or take a couple of cm
General facial expression: Hrm good one, generally I'd say, I really don't know, dammit.
Hairstyle: Side parting, not really 1950s style but not too retro either.
Can be found doing: Flashing (as in using Macromedia Flash MX)
Could he be Sweedish? Sadly not at this point of time, as sweedish are very confident people. But we'd never know.
What is his deepest darkest secret? Can't tell.
Is he angry with his penis? I haven't asked him yet.

When I talk about "being Sweedish" or "Sweed"s I am referring to the fact that the Sweedish are famous for two things.

A) The Sweedish Bikini team.

They posed naked for playboy and thanks to Krishneel I saw the whole team in action, once, in a stunning centerfold. Blonde hair, blue eyed at it's very best. Wouldn't mind just reaching a bit closer for a feel, that that is some dammed good cleavage, and when I say dammed, I mean DAMMED, the way the token black guys says it.

NOW, that is besides the point.

B) Sweedish reliability

The sweedish are rock solid people. Extremly reliable and efficient. As business people they adopt the motto of "every little bit counts" meaning that they always try thier best and strive to achieve little bits every here and there coz in the long run all this little bit of work will add up and give them the edge.

AND

Well, it is known that the Sweedish are a horny lot, they shack up in the spas, and every other place, in Sweeden, porn is a family matter, everyone participates in the viewing of porn (and the lottery show).

So when I say "You'll never be Sweedish" I am meaning that:

"You are bloody slack, and irreliable, you suck downright, and thus, when your ineptness combined with your half arsed attitude, you will never get laid"

No time for an FFF tonight but will write one 2morow.

In response to Kat's question:

Joel is going to the Dio ball with a girl name Hawon Lee. She is in my psych lecture. She randomly asked me to the ball and I randomly said yes. Owning a suit an all, the expenditure wouldn't be that great.

In response to Cheryl's comment:

I have done enough spading and witness enough majestic shotdowns and brilliant retorts done by some of the most innocent looking females, to realise that the Dio ball is not a good spading ground. I was explaining to hsuan yesterday about why i am not going to the dio ball to spade. Thanks for you input anyway

For the information of anyone (esp Ker Han):

NO, I am not going out with Hawon, she is a great person and all. But we are just freinds. I am not looking for a relationship or any other noose around my neck at this point of time in my life. I don't even really wanna get laid coz getting laid increases the chances that all those years of saving up may soon be going out in child support paychecks. Money = Freedom. Sex = Good. Children = Bastards, dammit! Waste of money. Admitedly I am saying all children, including me are bastards which are a waste of money and I stand by it.

Since Kat wants an FFF done on her:

Friend Fact File

First name:Katherine
Middle name: Never heard of one if she does have one
Last name: Ning
Weight: I don't know estimated at about a couple of stone heavier than Cheryl
Height: I don't know, estimated at about a couple of pebbles shorter than Cheryl
General facial expression: Katherine has many a facial expressions. All wearing spectacles and a long ponytail. The ponytail is rather securly fastened, so the common practice of pulling hair to determine if it is a wig is not practical in this situation.
Words that may be heard saying: (LOL) Meeeep!!! , Gnaaaahhh!! , and ^_^
Hairstyle: Long flowing black hair which is, formally - tied up, informally - let down.
--------(She didn't want me adding that one statistic here so I will leave this space blank )---------
Can be found doing: Playing harvestmoon and blogging. Much of the time she posseses remains spent in ways that still elude Joel. Oh yes and reading web comics.
Could she be Sweedish? She already posses many of the traits of the sterotypical Sweed, she could possibly someday be sweedish, however presently the desire to be sweedish is apparently lacking.
Why did I score so low on her friendship test thingy? I had to take a leak and I was just randomly clicking away so that I could get it over and done with and get to the John

Studying for exams can be so very boring.

Joel is going tot he Dio ball, YAY!. Well actually no yay. I am regretting saying yes, coz now I am locked in an agreement to go to the dio ball with someone. And I really don't feel like going to a 4 hour long ball. And the worst part is, If I go the the Dio ball (The Devils playground when it comes to spading material) I can't spade coz that will make my partner feel kinda shitty.

I want to be sweedish.


You are The Twins, from "The Matrix."
Bad, but with a sexy streak- surprisingly
refreshing. You know what you want, when you
want it.

Are the Twins Sweedish? I like the twins they are the sexiest bad guys alive. Hope they come back in the next Matrix.

Friend Fact File

First name: Ker han, Kevin
Middle name: None.
Last name: Woo
A.K.A: Han
Weight: Skinnyish, but not sure on his wieght
Height: Taller than me, that is all you need to know.
Hairstyle: Depends, his hairstyles vary alot.
Can be caught doing: Cooking fried rice.
Can be heard saying: "Stop bitching about other people."
What he wants to do when he grows up: Clone people, start his own army and invade the world.
What is he doing now: If he is reading this, then he is reading this.
Favourtie toy: I don't really know to be honest.
What is he thinking of at the momment: Sex. (He'll never admit to it but we all know :-D)
Favourite pastime: Sports related stuff.
Will he ever be Sweedish?: Possibly, someday he may be sweedish, but not now.