Hsuan I don't know where you got the idea of my favourite toys section. But Tina and Nancy? Eh? Dude you don't know when someone is joking right? I have never in any way expressed then to be sexual toys, you are a twit.

Anyway. You'll never be sweedish Hsuan. Never.

Today's FFF.

Friend Fact File

First name: Krishneel
Middle name: N.A.
Last name: Maharaj
Weight: 83 kg. Considering this dude is 6' 3" He is underweight.
Height: 6' 3" bastard, all his height is in his legs, we have the same torso length, just that this mother has mutha hucking long legs. lanky bastard.
Words that may be heard saying: Are you angry with your penis?
Hairstyle: Recently he changed his hairstlye I have a feeling that my current hairstyle has something to do with it. Copy cat.
Size of penis + name of penis: He has big hands, but his random question of. "Are you angry with your penis?" suggest an underlying anger, of his penis.
Favourite toy: This guy is a great advocate of pornography, he had the ability to purchase it freely since the age of 15.
Level of articulacy: This guy would be a great spader, provided he do 3 things, work out more, develop some pectoral muscles, wear contact lenses and actually learn how to spade. Other wise, he can talk really smoothly.
Does he have problems: Yes, but my problems do dwarf his.
Does I have problems: Hell yeah.
How I met this person: Krishneel was sitting outside T.K. reading a book. I walked by and said, "hey how ya doing?" And we talked about chicks.

LAST CALL FOR DOING JOEL'S QUIZ

Friend Fact File

First name: Tze Hsuan (Not too sure how he spells it)
Middle name: Doesn't have one
Last name: Zhang
Weight: A few kg heavier than me the last time we checked probably around 65 now.
General facial expression: Random facial expression all sharing one thing, heaps of acne and the look of undying hatred for non asian people.
Words that may be heard saying: I really don't know what Hsuan would be saying but anything that is screaming out I WANT ATTENTION, Teach please teach, look at my brand new martial arts pants, Asians are superiror, go Taiwan.
Hairstyle: Short and fuzzy, with no style whatsoever. He'll never be sweedish.
Size of penis + name of penis: I don't really think it is applicable in this case.
Can be found doing: Making an ass of himself.
Favourite toy: I really don't know, possibly random sticks that are lying about that he uses for various purposes e.g. martial arts and self gratification.
Number of chicks who have asked him out: 3 (according to him) Give or take 1.
Number of chicks who he has shot down: All of them (what an idiot)
What the hell was he thinking: We don't know
General opinion of him: What the hell is he doing now?

Amakutekawaii, WTF does it mean.

Let me try and decipher it.

A: A
mak: Mak (big mac)
Ku: coup
te: the
ka: Kali
waii: Hawaii

This Amakutekawaii means,

A BIG MAC ATTEMPTED A COUP WITH THE AID OF KALI (HINDU GODDESS OF DEATH) ON HAWAII

So that is what Amakutekawaii 4eva means.

War everlasting with Big macs and Kali.
Mmmm Big Macs, Mmmm Kali, she is quite hot, as all goddeses of deaths are. Wouldn't mind some of that godly ass.

Friend Fact File

First name: Gilainne
Middle name: Something I can't remember
Last name: Sytingco
Height: Half a head shorter than me
Weight: I don't know, most defiitely lighter than me. Probably about Under 50-ish kgs.
General facial expression: Very innocent look, so innocent in fact, you'd wonder how old she is.
Words that may be heard saying: Okay....., Right.....
Hairstyle: Generally kept in a long pony tail, but wears hair up at times.
Size of penis + name of penis: Don't think she has one.
Can be found doing: Hanging out with Ronald every Saturday. Occaisionally sending people forward emails about love and other mushy stuff. Studying at home.
Favourite toy: Someday, we'd never know it may be Ronald's *****. But for the time being, I don't know.
Favourite colour: Pink
Favourtie animal: She hates all animals.
General demeanour: Very Timid.

Here I am, blogging. There is a trade off in blogging.

IF you write too much, people who aren't really keen on reading every last word you have to say will peruse through everything you have wrote and more often than not, fail to read anything at all.

Whereas

IF you don't write enough, you will be simply making a random comment and in reality, nobody really wants to load a page just to read a random comment.

Enough theory for today, now some fun.

I really don't feel like fun.

ANYWAY

I'll write something

Friend Fact File

First name: William
Middle name: N.A.
Last name: Chong
Height: Half a head taller than me
Weight: Slightly above average
General facial expression: The type of expression on gets after wearing glasses and playing a musical instrument for too dammed long.
Words that may be heard saying: Bastards!, Mancheater United, Starry starry night, paint your palete blue and grey....
Hairstyle: Semi-armani-ish, uses gel/wax to obtain a look that is reasonably neat, reasably general-ish, spikish at times, lacks the je-ne-sais-quoi that defines style from general male spiked up doos.
Size of penis + name of penis: I don't know and I don't wanna know.
Can be found doing: Occaissionaly blogging, composing strange songs and forcing songs so deeply into the heads of others that extraction is impossible without the aid of a massive pair of pliers and mind numbing Metallica music.
Favourite toy: His laptop hooked up to his Extigy external sound card (probably)

Yeah.....

Exams in 10 days time, argh, still wasting time, I NEED TO STUDY!!!

Starry Starry night, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, lah lah laaa laaaa laaa laaa laaaaaa, I don't know the words to the song.

I realised something today. Well, I realised it a long time ago, just that I was never really reminded of it. I hate my voice. It sounds henious.

I just found out Hsuan accidentally told eva he wanted to rape her, not just have sex with her, but to rape her. Well, that says enough for Hsuan, if you wanna have sex with one of your freinds, fair enough, hell I have before, okay, infrequently, happy now? hrm, maybe not that often, but I do make the comment in my head, "I wouldn't mind if I had the opportunity" I am a guy, it is genetically built into guys to have sex with as many partners as possible, but Hsuan actually made the mistake of doing what we all should not do, tell a freind, we want to rape the person.

yeah

Yeah I am blogging, I really don't feel like blogging, thinking back to the old days, when I still had the "go" for blogging, something has really killed all the fun of blogging. Rainbow will be slightly late coz she is cooking pearls. Yeah.

Today I met someone new. Unfortunately this person was a male, no expanding the genepool in that direction.

Exams in 12 days time, need to study, just don't really feel like studying I am still in kinda of a low here. I just feel like going out and wasting my time on frivitless enjoyments.