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YAY! I am a good boy. lol. If that'll ever happen.

Today during the Office Intergration Lab we had for INFOSYS 110, I was playing Space Cadet's Table. Lol. The crap they were on about is just so boring, and besides, they could easily teach a money to do it.

When I grow up. I would like to become a bean counter. Yes I would count beans. That would be nice. A nice easy job that pays $1.50 an hour before tax. That would be plesant, cept that they normally get simpletons to do it, if they can't find a simple enough person a monkey would easily suffice. In fact, normally when offices catch fire, the bean counter comes running out yelling "AHHH, THE BEANS ARE ON FIRE".

I am currently sitting in the Open Acess Computer Lab in the Humansciences Building. I am looking around. Hrm look over there, I think I see someone. I like the look of her. OMFG I just really something. This is all Tina's fault. This is the chain of tought that just entered my mind just now.

Stretch ams ----> Look about ----> See chick ----> "hey she looks like Tina" ----> "mmm not bad"

It would be strange if the thing I find attractive about members of the opposite sex is that if they look like Tina. Lol. So far, this has happened else only once before.

Enough of my random rambling, have a nice scratch of the groin and I'll see you 2morow.

Dam I forgot to flip a coin over the keeping of this blog. Oh well, that's cool I'll do it next week.

Visit these sites if you are having trouble with Eigenvectors and Eigen Values and Diagonalisation of Matrices, as I currently am having. Fuck I have an assignement due 2morow and I have no fucking clue on how in blazes fucking hell to do half of it, not one clue.

http://www.sosmath.com/matrix/eigen0/eigen0.html

http://mss.math.vanderbilt.edu/~pscrooke/detoolkit.html

http://www.sosmath.com/matrix/matrix.html

http://cnx.rice.edu/content/m10736/latest/

To satisfy Tina's request that I blog. I will.

I am announcing officially. THAT. Nothing interesting has happened in my life. Except that I received a long distance call from Brian today. I talked with him for 5 minutes, concerning, condoms, I don't know how the converstation on condoms came around. oh yeah. We were talking about B-man almost getting laid, cept that he was kinda drunk at that time and he didn't have a condom in his wallet, lol. Too bad. Thankfully. At least I haven't lost the competition with him. The thing is, the person who gets laid first wins a 500 dollar bet, and the other guy has to suck a dildo. That is the agreement. The looser pays up 500 bucks and sucks a dildo. Man that is scary I have never gotten so close to loosing. Eh. Strangely, at this point of time, I don't really care.

Oh yeah and I may get a job @ Pascoes Pakuranga

Nitez.

Arsh Dae Rodara Dun.

Haven't blogged all weekend. Been busy.

Just finished the bloody test, missed the bloody bus, oh well, I have to wait a whole hour now. Now I am getting home at 9.30. I think I have burned out a fair portion of my brain. I was looking at this question in the test, it was easy (as in I know it is not hard). I was staring at it and my brain just simply refused to function I just simply couldn't compute. I think University is just not my lot in life. Too much stress. I should join a mardi gras club and get doped up. At least I won't get the brain pains.

UPDATE:
Hsuan's crabs are dying from the overcrowding. Apparently Hsuan keeps them in containers and feeds them fish bait. The twat doesn't know that the crabs don't live on fish bait. The Crabs are having sex in the containers. No privacy. Hsuan, this is what we should do with you.

1) Strip you naked
2) Put you in a cardboard box measuring 1 meter by 1 meter.
3) Feed you bread (plain bread, preferably moudly bread).
4) Let you shit in the box and not clean it (you will enjoy the smell after extended periods of time)
5) Replace one side of the box with a clear plastic sheet so that people can look in.
6) Give you a blow up doll and force you to make sweet love to it. (all while letting a whole group of horny bastards perv at you)

Now tell me would you enjoy that?

RELEASE THE CRABS. Or I will pronounce a curse on you that you will receive a never ending supply of crabs on your 18th bday. (if you catch my drift)