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I just returned from Wing Chun.

Thank goodness I sprained my arm today. I gave me a real good look at the art from a passive view.

Martial Arts is SOOOOOO AGRO. I remember I used to so suscribe to violence. I'd use to walk around with my "brothers" and we'd "sort" people out. I can't believe that was me.

I came home today really dissapointed and amazed. Amazed that somehow I still almost do as well as some of the people that go so hard out and so aggravated. And dissapointed that somehow the image of me as a martial artist has been burned into the minds of some people, and I am viewed as this hard core person who can kill anyone almost immediately, which I possibly could. But I so hate the massive, uncouthed, brutish, violence of sparring, makes me wonder how in blazes I can do well at it at all. Just watching people spar, horrible, they seem to be trying to kill each other. I have always played by the rules in sparring, clean technique, fast movement in and out, light contact. But these men were all hard out, trying to massacre each other with thier bare hands, makes it seem as if Martial Arts is not a self defence, but instead a way of killing people, pure agression.

Sad.

BUT

Joel is happy.

Thankfully.

So is Logan now. Yeah Logan is undepressed right now. Cool.

Oh yeah, and to find out what happened during Wing Chun ( as in what I did) ask Logan. We now have a pact. The original pact was ratified but it was never fulfilled, it was to kick me in the balls if I were to do a certain something, well I went ahead and did a certain something and well, I never got my kick, and they didn't even try and stop me, useless freinds they are! Now Logan had better live up to his end of the bargain.

Ciaoz.

I realised that this was what I was doing just about 5 minutes ago, and how really nerdish it is.

I visited a few webpages, random ones, (no porno however). And I realised that whenever I reach a webpage that looks cool. I open the source code, and I actually read it. I can't believe I have done so much HTML-ing that I can actually read the code as if it was web page already, this is scary. Makes me think of the time when Neo walks behind Cypher in the Matrix and Cypher was watching Matrix-style pornography. And Cypher can actually read matrix as if it were a picture.

I was looking through the code going. Yeah. Body yeah #0000EE yeah that is a really deep blue, yeah #A533F0 Yeah that is purple. I mean I can actually distinguish the code for colours.

yeah two soft enters there and

a hard enter. And then I looked at the Javascript (which I am not too good at yet) and was trying to figure out what it does to the webpage.

I need to blog less and code less. I am becomming a nerd. This is not cool.

I am seemingly broke. My current account is empty from yesterday's hefty purchase and I don't want to withdrawl anything from my savings account coz I want to get that premium intrest rate which I was never able to get due to my spending habits. BAH.

BORIS PAVLOV IS GONE.

YES, he has been replaced with Jefffery Gong, though Gong is a main land chinese with a chinese (mainland type) accent. He still is so much clearer, so much more, fluent, and has a much better chain of thought. FINALLY I AM LEARNING IN MAHTS 108.

Eyebrows.

Ciaoz.

I managed to apply something I learn in Psych in my daily life WOOHOO!

This is about Classical conditioning (The association of one type of stimulus with another):

Subject: Me
Neutral Stimulus (Stimulus which has no effect on subject) : Nancy
Unconditioned Stimulus (Stimulus that has an uncontrollable effect on subject) : Eyebrows
Unconditioned Response (Response that the Unconditioned Stimulus elicits/produces from subject) : Funky/Happy feeling

After repeated presentations of Nancy using Delayed Conditioning methods with the eyebrows being presented approximately 0.3 seconds before Nancy is presented, associations are qickly formed between Eyebrows and Nancy. Thus whenever eyebrows are presented association of Nancy will be present. Association gradients of Eybrows of greater likeness to Nancy's eyebrows will elicit the response.

THUS the neutral stimulus becomes the conditioned stimuls and now the Nancy elicits a Happy/funky feeling.

So I am not obsessed and it is not my fault I got so many eyebrows in my lecture notes.

Well, that was all me jabbering about gibberish.

I emerged from the INFOSYS 110 lecture about 30 mins ago, drank a Mocachino, sat down at a computer, logged into my Game account at Dominion Had some fun, read the updates and then logged into Blogger. I opened my folder, the black Converse one (that has been such a trademark statement of mine over the past few years I have been at Macleans). And I look at my lecture notes.

This is what it says. ( As actually what was written down, yellow words are just notes that weren't written down, but I added for certain explanations as to what I wrote down.)

INFOSYS Topics to be covered in test:

Chapter 1:
Defiition of Information Systems
Types and Classification of " "
Difference of eyebrows between data & information
Information attributes, eyebrows value adding.

Dude wassup?
Cool

Chapter 2:
Note: Funky Funtions Functions
Competitive Strategies
Using IT for strategic advantage
Internet Value Chain <--- Mutha Hucker what the HUCK is this
BPR
Agility

REMEMBER: INFOSYS TEST ON 7TH OF APRIL!! & MUST MEET KRISH @ 2pm!

BAUWING.

\\\\\\  ///////  <---- (lol) guess what these are.
  (o)    (o)  <---- I can't draw with Blogger, but these are eyes.

OH SHIT, I HAVEN'T DONE IT AGAIN HAVE I !

Chapter 3
Primary and Secondary Storage Data
Trends of (I must have been daydreaming during this period of time)

Chapter 4
Types of Software
(I must have daydreaming again)
DBMS Funky <---- FUCKING IMPORTANT

And then it goes on and on till chapter 7.

But the thing was I couldn't concentrate and somehow. A certain statement "funky eyebrows" kept entering my mind everytime the Lecturer said the word function.

Note: I am not obsessed with anything and I do not have an eyebrow fetish.

I have now inordinately and immistakably managed to earn myself the anguish of accomplishing what I NEVER EVER WANTED TO LET HAPPEN THIS YEAR.

Thank you.

I am off to my Psych lecture now, ciaoz.

FUCKING HELL I TYPE SO LONG AND THEN HOTMAIL CRASHES ON ME. WTF WTF.

Thank you.

Okay, I'll just explain it here.

Kat you are not taking the place of Tina. I needed a random statement. And there it was. I took it I used it.

Okay. Here is how I arrived at Kats find Joels sexy. It is still a really generic statement.

If you said you liked me, but you didn't know why you liked me. Coz you didn't even know me. Then that draws 2 conclusions. You didn't even really know my personality, so it dammed couldn't have been my personality that turned you on. People assume I am a nice person. Being nice really sucks, people walk all over you and you acutally need to actively BE NICE to be nice. Being nice is not a passive thing. So screw being nice, there are no real perks to it, can't be bothered actively being nice no more. But if it was my "ancient" niceness that you liked well, that is intersting. 2. My being smart could have been a turn on. I don't know. I don't care anymore anyhow.

BUT.

Knowing that you are a fervent Christian and knowing how fervent Christians normally tend to fall of Christians of lesser or greater ferventy (If there is such a word), AND falling for them in that way is normally due to an attraction that is not of physical sense, but more of the mental attraction over common ideaology (which in many cases is a turn on).

SINCE

You didn't know I was Christian or probably didn't at that point of time. Then it must have not been due to mental attaction since it if was, you would know WHY IN BLAZES you even thought of liking me at all, at all. And I have heard the comment by you and Howard about my "chunkiness" and how when he mentioned it, I don't know/can't remember your reaction but it leads me to believe that your attraction was based more on a basic human instinct that is very dominant in the human species, especially the males.

THUS

That is how I arrived at

Joels are dead sexy, and Kats are sexually attracted to them.

I didn't say

Joel Tai is dead sexy, and Katherine Ning is sexually attracted to him.

Well, I just said that but that doesn't count.

SO THERE.

Ciaoz

I will now do something that will make Cheryl cry out with anguish.

I shall now lecture you in CLASSIC PIG LATIN as found in the Bart Simpson's Guide to Life.

Take the first letter of each word and move it to the back of the word and add an "ay". If the word starts with a vowel, (antsy, oink,egghead) just add "ay" at the end of it (antsy-ay, oink-ay, egghead-ay)

-Bart Simpson, from the Bart Simpson's Guide to Life.

So if we have the sentence.

Joels are dead sexy, and Kats are sexually attracted to them. ¹
Note: Kat if you want to know how I came about randomly making this statement, read the first foot note

We then have.

Joelsay reay eadday exysay, nday Katsay reay exuallysay ttracteday otay hemtay.

Nice eh?

Email this address if you want more information concerning Pig Latin.


Here are some (predicted) resonses.

Cheryl: In reference to what Me wrote. That is such an insult to a beautiful language. *dances* There are NO other possible renditions of Latin. *sighs*. ME, that is so random. *waves*.

Kat: Blah, Nyeer, GNAHHHH!

Ker Han: Joel always speaks of spading beinghis second nature.

Brian: (Silence) - He never says anything publicly online, or on something as silly as a tagboard.

Willaim: Yes. I don't know where I got my accent from.

Me (in really-couldn't-be-bothered-and-unethusiastic-about-anything mode): Eh, tough.

Reference 1: I'll tell you if I see you online. Coz come to think about it, I have caused enough mayhem on my blog already.

INFOSYS 110: CSL Test 2: 28/30

I have a statement to make.

Oh yeah, I rule.