Someone please kill of my parents. Thank you

Someone please kill of my parents. Thank you

I AM GOOD. I took the Infosys 110 Cecil test and I got 20/30 without even studying ONE BIT. Man I am gonna ace this course. I am good. I took the test without even opening the book. Cool.

I had something to say but I forgot.

Oh yeah I was bored so I typed my freinds names into a search engine too see what would come out.

Names I used:

Cheryl Ning
Katherine Ning
Ker han Woo
Nancy Jong
Ronald Liew
Mutha Fucka
Lump O shit

yeah i was bored and only Cheryl turned up something, and it was some strange correspondence site.


I so will never get married. And I so am never getting a girlfreind. NEVER EVER EVER. EVIL useless timewasting expensive distracting hobbies. Why didn't god create a genderless race? Hopefully the world will end soon, somewhere like on the 6th of June 2006. (06/06/06) cool date can hardly wait for it.

I SOOOOOO WANNNNNA LEARN HOW TO PLAY HOTEL CALIFORNIA BY THE EAGLES. I SO LOVE THE GUITAR TUNE PLAYED IN THAT.

Gotterdamrung. GOTTERDAMRUNG. GOTTERDAMRUNG!

I don't know when I'll get over stating that Nancy has funky eyebrows. But I do know that I randomly yellled out "Gotterdamrung" just now when I missed a step on a ladder. Well, it just so happens that that is the appropriate exclamation to use. Poeple normally go. Shit or bloody hell or some other exclamation when they make a "boo boo". But the appropriate exclamation for missing a rung on the ladder shouldn't be related in any way to sexual exclamations, excrement or a combination of the both (in the event that one view's defecation in a sensual way, or you suscribe to the ideology of shiza). But Gotterdamrung. Learn it and learn it well.

Note: Shiza is the German art of eating the feceas of your lover, or at least that was what I was told.

Hsuan, I pity you.

I honestly do. Even though what I say may not reflect that sometimes. Perhaps when I actually get back into praying regularly (whenever that could possibly happen ever again) I'll include a thought for you to grow wiser and see things in the greater perspective and not be so naive about many matters anymore.

Now in the mean time. Don't get your nuts injured by any female you may unintentionally offend.

Okay here are some statements I feel I have to make.

I don't have anything against Islam. In fact I use to have quite a few Muslim freinds. But if someone could kill off about the muslim 1 fifth of the world's population, it would be nice, it would solve many problems. eg. Food shortages would be lessened and the world would have a few million less male chavanistic bastards. As well as nearly a billion pricks. I am Chinese and if someone wiped out every single Chinese off the face of this planet, it would be good too. Nearly a bilion pricks die, and the world has about half a billion less short ugly people.

What is the point of a Worldwide Prayer Day? Anyone that would know anything about it and would pray on worldwide prayer day would already have prayed already. And what more, if someone just prays on Worldwide Prayer Day, just becoz it is WPD. They are hippocrites. It is the same for many things, I was wondering, what are the points of doing many things, like what is the point of me going to camp or Uni? My aim for this year is still to get laid and die. Life is bleak, those who can't see it are quite blind, or otherwise, life isn't really that bleak for them and they don't mind the bleakness that comes to them.

My father needs to be lobotomized. once his temporal lobes are seperated from the rest of his bran, maybe he'll calm down and finally stop being the Dickish whanker he is. He whanks,nobody has caught him so far, but I have heard my parents arguing over the possiblities that he does, coz he leaves evidence lying around every now and then and everybody turns to face the other side so that they won't have to see what it could possibly be related to.

As you can clearly see now I am not very happy.

Song I am listening to right now: Natural Blues by Moby

I was thinking just now, what is the point of me writing farewell letters, I have done 9 out of the 18 so far and spent about 5 hours in total on them. I can't believe the lamest reason I am going to camp. Coz I wanna chill with my freinds. That is so lame. I remember telling someone can't remember who, probably Cheryl or Tina that I could just dump all my freinds in one go and still be satisfied with it I don't know why I am not doing it now. I really don't know why I am going to camp or bothering to help out with the Lion Dace crap. Or bothering to try and get my Tuesday and wednesdays off so that I will have the spare time to help out with the Lion Dance crap. I said if my timetable permits it, and I configured my timetable so it permits it. That is so lame.

There is no such thing as love.

Been really BZ l8ly blog some other time.