SIGMUND FREUD RULEZ THE WORLD.

Well, Sigmund may not actually rule the world, but he would definitely do one really good job with if he had too. And he was straight! What a wonder, he could be described as one of two things.

A) The world's most flithy little bugger, he has flithy thoughts oozing from ever orifice of his body.

B) The man. I mean there has been no greater psychologist in the entire history of man. With the exception of Hannibal Lecter.

When I grow up I want to be a psychologist, or some sort of guy who can walk into a room and say 101 things about a person he has never met before from just the way he stands, looks and the way he dresses. Or it could be chicks. It would be so funky I can for most of the time when I meet new people tell you abit about the person's personality from the way the person acts. Or looks. i do reading up on this kinda stuff when ever I am bored.

Like I can tell things about some people from thier eyebrowns, most of it is kinda common sensical, but here is one thing, if a person has two frown lines between thier eyes they are thinkers and they tend to think before they sleep thus they rarely sleep the momment the are in bed, I don't have them and I am really trying to avoid getting them. Okay eyebrows, if they tend to be slanted inwards a wee bit, they are mischievious people who tend to live life to a fuller level. Y? Mischeivious grins when they were kids have led to the developement of thier face in that way. Dressing tells you to a degree what the person is trying to achive.

Bah people are shouting in my house again, if you wonder why I dislike my family that much, you should come to my house and live for a day, you'll dislike them too in no time.

Today I just realised, I was somehow looking at one person for a titch time longer than I usually normally look at people and I tend to look at that person more often than not lol. Wonder if it really means anything or not lol. I ain't that good with psyche yet.

This can't get anyworse, I was practising double nun cha kus at 11.40 pm and I hit both my elbows simutaneously, very owww baby VERY OWW! Coz they both hit spot on the funny bone and if you know me, I am really confident with double nun-cha-kus, so I swing like my pants is on fire and I am trying to create enough with to bow it out, but really I am fanning the flames so I swing harder.

Physics Time:

Weight of nun-cha-kus: 500g

Speed of nan cha kus: really fast (i don't know how fast but fast enough to whistle)

Force = Mass X Acceleration
= 0.5 kg X Very fast accleration
= MASSIVE FORCE!!

Really ow baby, really ow.

Now my arms are still ringing.

Ciaoz then.

Dammit, I am trying to watch Eyes Wide shut off a tape I BUT IT WON'T WORK DAMM.

PS: ( I am a naughty boy aren't I? OH SPANK ME PLEASE!) :D

Ker Han your tape sucks.

I love my new computer chair I so love it, it rocks. I mean it literally it rocks backwards and forwards and you can lean in it. :D

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Hucked up dream of the day (or last night)

I really loved this dream coz well, I loved this dream. I was this lazy ghost that was just sitting around (yes a ghost, no I wasn't dead) I was just a ghost. :D Anywayz this ghost hunter came along to me and asked for my help in clearing out this ultra haunted house and people can't get close and I was the only person (or ghost) who could help. Well, after a lot of begging I finally gave in. (I know you must be thinking now, WTF? How can this be a wet dream, dude if you get on by this you are really really lonely).

Part II. We reach this haunted house and they ghost hunter dude tells me to enter, I jump right through the door, meet this big bad ghost I kick his ass he runs away. (getting there) next part was this really really really hot succumbus (in the event you don't know what a succumbus is, it is a female demoon who seduces men and steals thier souls) yeah, so I spade into her, at first she was really fiesty and then all of a sudden we were like rolling around on the ground making out hard out, not violent, just really energetically. And man was she good at making out, (pause)

The best people to kiss are those with thick lips (like me) lol. yeah coz the thicker the lips the better the seal it makes, more suction, more padding more comfortable to kiss, more padding thus more stimulation. and yaddah yaddah.

The succumbus had the thickest fullest sexiest lips. and well, she was wearing one on those traditional chinese dresses, you know they call those Cheong Sams in singapore, not sure what they are called elsewhere (must have been due to it being Chinese New Year Night). I have frenched before, but she had like really heaps of saliva, it was like I was swallowing heaps of her saliva as we were making out and that was like unaturally alot, crazy, lol, and then when I was moving on to the next base, I woke up due to I having made a mess of myself. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS GETTING FUN. Oh well, we always have tonight to try it again.

Barry Manalow rules I took out one of his greatest hits CDs from the ol' bag O dust and HEY, I like his songs.

Bond Rules, not talking about the womaniser, sure he rules, but I am talking about the 4 chicks with cellos, well, actually a cello, first violin, second violin and viola. They rule, i lvoe thier music, especially feugo and Gypsy rhapsody. Thier last album wasn't that good but I loved the songs Duel and Victory. I took out thier CD from the library on wednesday.

Well, Kitaro Rules. He really does. His song Matsuri, I love that. I have loved that song ever since I was 12 years old. I mean that song rocks. That is one really hard core funky cool instrumental piece, with no electric sounds at all.

Can ANYONE tell me what problems they are experiencing with my blog?

Coolz Ciaoz.

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