Saturday, December 21, 2002
Thursday, December 19, 2002
Today is crap, there was nothing constructive done today. I wasted the WHOLE day sitting around and playing computer games.
Yaddah Yaddah more time is spent being wasted now.
Caoz
Yaddah Yaddah more time is spent being wasted now.
Caoz
Wednesday, December 18, 2002
Top 45 Oxymorons
45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works
Tuesday, December 17, 2002
I did this quiz and I am so proud of myself
Quiz Result
Which Sexy Guy are you?
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You are David Bowie. The god of rock and roll, and able to make anyones knees melt at twenty paces. You rule. Go you.
I am so proud of myself I am David Bowie the Bi man with style, Even gay men would want to do me, YEAH! lol, yeah, this is getting quite sick...
Finally I accomplished what I set out to do 6 months ago. Take that AA of New Zealand.
I don't think anybody reads this bog of mine every day so I'll update every 2 days with the stuff of the day thingy.
I don't think anybody reads this bog of mine every day so I'll update every 2 days with the stuff of the day thingy.
Monday, December 16, 2002
Well, my day was okay, Did stuff, as usual.
Hrm This would have to come under the article thingy
Hrm This would have to come under the article thingy
Article of the day
A man walked into a bar carrying a big box.
The man said, "Bartender, Virgin Mary please"
The bartender then said, "Hmmm, what's in that big box you have there?"
The man then took out a miniature piano out from the box and placed it on the table. Next, he held out a little man about a feet tall. When he placed the little man on the piano, he began to play marvellous music.
"Where did you get that?" the bartender said.
"You see, I've got a magic lamp" handing out a lamp to the bartender "It will grant you one wish" with that, the bartender started to rub the lamp.
Poof! "Yes, master! I will grant you one wish" the genie said.
"Hmmm.... uhm... I want a million bucks!!!" said the bartender to the genie.
Poof! A million ducks fell onto the floor of the pub.
"What happened? I asked for a million bucks!!" the bartender exclaimed.
The man replied, "To think that you believe I would ask for a 12-inch PIANIST!!!"
ROFLMAO
A Poem
You hit my ass
I feel like crying
Nine out of twenty
for love of God seems dying- Ker Han Woo
Sorry Ker Han I just remembered that rhyme you made, man that was classic when you first said it. The explanation of the poem goes, I hit Ker han's ass in Chemistry with a ruler, I don't know if he really felt like crying, he got 9 out of twenty for his peotic writing, thus he had a crap day on his hands, well , so he exclaimed the ususal exclamation we saw on a poster in English, "For love of god seems dying"
Sunday, December 15, 2002
Man, So many thigs happened to me today, I played about 6 hours of Fallout II my eyesight got a teeny bit worse, not that I can notice, but I know. Set up a Full fledge Hi Fi System (not those crappy mini Hi-Fis) with speakers that can shatter windows in my room, painted my doorframes, bought a new pair of sunglasses. And other random stuff that one does in the course of a day. Oh yeah and I juggled the soccer ball for 25 times a new record of me. YAY! My soccer skills are improving.
Quote of the day:
Chase your dreams
The Fool who said that probably never realised that dreams are intangible that is why they are dreams, thus one will be able to chase a dream but never catch itPhilosophical thought of mine
If the world had no genders, life would be much much easier
I mean, reproduction? Sex? Gone all the hassel, remove, we just split into two and do it like bacteria.No weaker sex, no gender issues, all gone, man that would be nice and then nobody can comlain of the term mankind coz we wouldn't know any other gender to compare it to.
I have thought up an idea of organising this blog of mine, There will be an every-blog component which will be made up of two of these which will either be:
A) A daily quiz result and discussion of what I think the result is.
B) A favourite song of the Day plus an exerp of the lyric and why I like it.
C) A quote which I will firstly write down, and then pose an argument of why it is wrong or I will add to the quote in an attempt to diss it. (Lol I don't know why I love doing that.)
D) A philosohical thought of mine.
E) An article that I read about in the newspaper or somewhere that has intresting information.
F) An intresting description of a person I know and hopefully someone will guess who it is and post a reply on my little message thingy.
G)A Poem
Well, that will be fun.
A) A daily quiz result and discussion of what I think the result is.
B) A favourite song of the Day plus an exerp of the lyric and why I like it.
C) A quote which I will firstly write down, and then pose an argument of why it is wrong or I will add to the quote in an attempt to diss it. (Lol I don't know why I love doing that.)
D) A philosohical thought of mine.
E) An article that I read about in the newspaper or somewhere that has intresting information.
F) An intresting description of a person I know and hopefully someone will guess who it is and post a reply on my little message thingy.
G)A Poem
Well, that will be fun.
