""Which cocktail are you?""
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ARGH I LOST MY CAR I LOST MY CAR!!!

STUPID SAVE GAME CONVERTER!

Bloody hell, I can't believe I played so long just to have to patch the game and after I patched it, it screws up on me. And I need to convert the save game files to version 1.02 readable, and then I loose my car in the conversion process. Bloody hell, dammed interplay, no wonder thier motto is "For gamers by gamers", gamers are normally loosers who can't

"POP A BONER OR EVER PORK A BABE"

Lol I learn that from

THE WORLD'S BEST WEBSITE SO FAR

You have got to visit it, I love the part about sepuku Absolutely the best so far.

Disclaimer: In no way am I claiming that I am a gamer, it is just that alot of interplay's games are bug ridden and I don't qualify as a gamer because I have a life and right now I am not in the best mood to be socialising so I am playing some games

Well, I didn't feel like eating much today probably spent more energy that taking in energy wasn't really in the mood for anything
dammit when is that a person gonna call me up and some good news.

Resolution

Liberation I feel from shackles of indecicion
With a single word of freedom
Scars present on the bleeding mind
Chained not I,yet remained I so
Victory I declare, but all seems hollow
As sensation lost and it slowly sinks in
Allegations of satistaction, but believe it not I
Time negates this illness of soul
Pride halts the re-donning of shackles
Live I must for reasons untold

- who else?

if you cannot comprehend this, then well..... ask someone.

Smooooooooooooottttttttttttttthhhhhhh

Today, I was eating dinner, at the malaysian-singaporean food stall at meadowlands, and I accidentally knocked over a cup of warm tea onto the groin of my brother, that was one of the most classic food accidents I have ever had, it soaked right through and turned out on the back, looked as though he pissed himself, ROFLMAO. Yeah.

Well, da haus is cool now, at least I gots da bed room. Did I mention too? I gots da balls yeah, that will be it for tonight unless something intresting happens to me.

When some guys feel HORNY!, they may Jack off to the fantasy of doing The Girl of Thier Dreams, or maybe the girl that the sad lonely whimp likes.

BUT WHANKING IS NAUGHTY

Well, some guys are lazy, I looked up Dictionary.com for other words that one can use for sex

NOTE:(This does in no way turn me on and I do not whank to the rythmn of this, and I do not do this to turn myself on, In the even that some strange nerd-girl decides that I am the guy of her dreams just coz i pursue knowledge)

And here are some of the things I found

Entry: sex
Function: noun
Definition: intercourse
Synonyms: affinity, appeal, attraction, coition, coitus, copulation, courtship, desire, fornication, generation, intimacy, libido, love, lovemaking, magnetism, relations, reproduction, reproduction, sensuality, sexuality
Concept: lovemaking

Entry: sexual
Function: adjective
Definition: erotic
Synonyms: animal, animalistic, bestial, carnal, erotic, erotic, fleshly, generative, genital, genitive, intimate, loving, passionate, procreative, reproductive, sensual, sex, sharing, venereal, voluptuous, wanton
Concept: sexuality

Entry: copulate
Function: verb
Definition: have sex
Synonyms: bang, bed, boff, breed, cohabit, conjugate, couple, dork, fool around, fornicate, have coition, have relations, have sex, hump, lay, lie with, make it, make love, make out, mate, screw, sleep together, sleep with, unite
Antonyms: abstain, refrain
Concept: lovemaking

Entry: intercourse
Function: noun
Definition: sex
Synonyms: action, balling, boff, carnal knowledge, coition, coitus, congress, copulation, fooling around, fornication, hump, intimacy, lay, nookie, relations, screw, sex, sexual relations
Concept: lovemaking

So henceforth, please stop declaring that you want to have sex with your significant other say you would like to enter congress with the person, sounds like politics lol.

Hrm now I am listening to Britney Spears, Boyz, and I am analysing it and I realised that both songs seem to have a really simlar tone to it, both have a black rapper accompanying them for the bridge, both are sort of Smooth songs, both have that theme of being smooth, and both are so Sexxxaaaayyyyy. yeah baby. Smooooooooooth.

I cannot believe I got that stupid Justin Timberlake song stuck in my head, what is worse is that I am listening to it now, or maybe that I actually enjoy the song right now, that is scary, and hey I am singing along to the song, I need psychological help right now. BOO HOO HOO.