Just came back, and I handed a CV into Big Byte, I feel a job vibe comming on, yeah finally some dough to blow down the drain. WAAHOOO!

This ain't good I know I could have dissed it better, esp the last one, sniff, my dissing prowess if fading NOOO!!!

*This is so cute!!!!!! and it's all true! All those things that they say girls love guys for is true!!! (hint) (hint)
*This is really cute guys! especially the end
*This chain letter is real we followed the instructions and we are going out with our crushes!!

Really? Oh yeah that is rich, this email is mainly about why GUYS LIKE GIRLS, not the other way around and ever heard of coincidence?

Sorry, but this chain letter is for real, I got it the first time, and I ignored it and a week later and the love of my life for 6-months dumped me for no good reason so beware, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!

heard this before

The Lovers of the Heart

In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

So you hug when you kiss? Who doesn't know that? ROFLMAO what a lame statement

Article 1 : Statement of Love: The Kiss

What is really means
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you ...I am horny, lets get it on
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends ...I am horny, lets get it on
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you ...I am horny, lets get it on
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you ...I am horny, lets get it on
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing (I hate that) ...I am horny, lets get it on, NOW
6. Kiss anywhere else ... lets not get carried away ...I am REALLY horny, lets get it on, NOW!
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me ...You are making me horny
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you...I am feeling playful, AND horny
9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go ...I am preparing to do you whether you like it or not.

Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him Yeah you go girl!
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good ! ;! ; ! ! Rubbish we all know the guy deserved it.
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare Well, I can't dispute this.

Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard. Squeeze what? *wink* *wink* and which gender what this aimed at?
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one. What happened to manners?
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.Especially in crowded elevators and in front of conservative parents, then you prepare for what is coming next.*wink* *wink*

**Remember**
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue
so open up your mouth,
close your eyes,
and give your tongue some exercise!!!

Well, IF the person has warts or herpes I don't think you wanna get THAT close, but yeah Don't shallow kiss it stinks

WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls...
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all worth while
8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. the way her hand always finds yours
13. the way they smile
14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later you will be arguing about something
16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'
18. Actually ... ! ! just the way they kiss you...
19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt . (even though we don't admit it)!
23. the way they say "I miss you"
24. the way you miss them
25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

Okay this one touched me earlier so I will leave this one alone.

I received an email from someone, well actually it is a hodgepodge of emails that were cobbled together into one email, over the next couple of days or so, I will proceed to dis that email, lol, looks like the "I felt like destroying something beautiful" spirit is back. Oh well.

Finally! the tiles for the living room downstairs is ready, guess what? My mother dislikes non boring angles, no 45 degree angles, everything must be exactly at right angles to each other, what a boring twit. The house is already boring enough with it's not-the-least-bit-funky design, and now we have to have a crappy arrangement for watching TV with the rest of the family, thankfully we have two living areas, and I won't have to see them when I want to watch my own movie upstairs, where they can park their boring personalities in a boring arrangement, wathcing thier boring shows, eg, indian and maori news, Hindi Movie Channel, The Garden Show and Happy days Euuuuughhh.

*scratches groin.* You see, people allow a certain somebody to frequently get away with having virtual farts (well actually there is nothing they can do about it, it is over MSN or some other form or Instant Messenging program) so we just let the person fart away. Now *scratches groin.* well, urmm, you see, all guys do a certain something, yeah, they like to well.... *scratches groin.* yeah you know we all have tendencies to well, help ourselves when we need it, and as guys we have a collection of how would I describe it? Dangly bits that females wished they had. So in order to exert our male superiority, *scratches groin.* we show off. So here we go

*scratches groin.*
*scratches groin.*
*scratches groin.*
*scratches groin.*

Have fun doing it too! here you try! *scratches groin.*

BAH! I spent ages trying to develop an interactive script for moving when you click on it, but I just couldn't so live with it.

So just go ahead and *scratches groin.*. SCRATCH YOUR GROIN!!

PS:( I know this is bloody gross and I promise I will never do such a thing again :D)

Ciaoz!

Mountain Biking Harms Scrotum
Reuters

Men who log 3,000 miles or more a year on their mountain bikes suffer scrotal damage that could reduce their fertility, a study has found.

The report, based on examinations of 40 'extreme' bikers and 35 non-cyclists, suggests that men who spend the most time on their bikes should invest in shock absorbers and suspension systems that could double the cost of a standard mountain bike, the study said yesterday.

Scrotal examinations of the bikers found that 88 percent had cysts, calcification, varicose veins and other abnormalities compared to 26 percent of the non-biking group.

Sperm samples showed that the extreme bikers had a count that was only a third that of the non-cyclists while bikers' sperm had less motility or movement than non-bikers.

"We believe that extreme mountain biking results in semen alteration, which may have an impact on fertility," said lead author Ferdinand Frauscher of University Hospital in Innsbruck, Austria.

"We believe that repeated mechanical trauma to the testicles results in some degree of vascular damage and may thereby cause a reduction in sperm motility," he said.

His report was released at the annual meeting of the Radiological Society of North America.


This just so sadly humorous, lol, at the same time, man that is so OWW!!! Not nice baby. Really not nice!

Well, My com is fixed, but ker han cannot get his modem working oh well.

My neck hurts.

Nite

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Oh yeah I am I am Sam I am again? Am I? I never knew that about myseldf, the test must be screwed lol

ARGH My com is screwing up, and to add to the misery of the world, Ker Han's Com screwed itself up good. At least my com is 70% useable, Ker han cannot even boot up. Anyone got a Copy of Windows 2000 which they would be happy to lend?

Oh well.

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