D/Ling MSN messenger, I hope pple will still B online when I finish, FASTER YOU SLOW DAMMED CRAPPY LAPTOP!!!

Dam MSN messenger won't download, this is really fun, I am typing this on a laptop on the top of my lap, lol.

No time for the frilly stuff today, I at this time at 11.00 pm I am in my partially finished new house, WHY in heaven's name you ask? Well all our stuff is here as the rest of my family is sleeping in Golfland's Motor lodge so well, I am sleeping here to kill and would be burglars with my kung fu skills, as well, as to help out in the morning to complete this bloody house that has taken so long to build. I want to get online on MSN, I wonder if I can call up somebody now.

Dam it is hard to use the lap top and i really want to contact somebody.

I have really good news, I spaded into the lampost this morning becoz I thought it was sexy, such a long nice hard round straight shaft, mmmmm.

I also measured something this morning with measureing tape, calculate the volum of this beast.

a cylindrical rod.

6 inches long
1.5 inches diameter

Volume for rod = Length x 2 X pi X radius x radius

LOL Have fun, you must be really thinking hard to what I am up too, lol.

Ciaoz

Misen still movin haus, and guess what, we didn't find a maus in our new haus.and now it is vewy vewy bauwing.

I added a cursor thingy

I am unhappy. But I am happy

I am moving to a new House at 43 Maughm Drive YAY!, if you want to stalk me I dare you. I sleep with Nan-Cha-ckus under my pillow. (every now and then) and I know how to use them very well.

And I am moving to the new House in Macleans, I don't hate snell, I love snell, I just wanna experience something new. kinda BZ now, so ciaoz!

Still eating :D

AHHHH Blogger crashed on me. Now I have to retype all I typed, so I will summarise all I typed and leave out the vowels

Clc ws s dmmd hrd I hte clc. lol that sucked. I'll add the vowels now.

Now back to MY LIFE becoz nothing is more important on MY BLOG than MEINE INTERESSANT LEBENS yeah. I am incredibly self-centered for a big brother aren't I? lol

mmmmm this home-made burger I am eating now rulz. Y? coz I made it, beef patty and all. Mmmmmmmmmm yeah. So nice I made myself another one. Mmmmmmmmmm.

Now back to me.

I'll talk more when I have finished eating.

I HAVE FNISHED STUDYING FOR MATHEMATICS WITH CALCULUS!!! YES AND NOW I CAN DO ANY MATHEMATICS QWUESTION YOU THROW AT ME YES! I WILL MASTER THE EXAM 2MOROW! YES!!! TAKE THAT KER HAN!

Yay, I added new script to make the site look nicer. Otherwise today was BAUWING! Vewy vewy BAUWING!

Man that Wing Chun Kung Fu class I went with Logan really rocked, it was so cool.

U2's Beautiful Day, the concert is on now (Dances to the music) I LOVE U2!!! U2 Forever! U2 FOREVER!

K guys I have created an online group and all you guyz and galz , hot mommas and pimp daddys, men and women what ever you want to acknoledge yourself by are invited to join it, it is hosted at Here Hope all you guys join. :D And don't forget get all your freinds to join, the more the merrier.

Ciaoz till Laterz

I once heard a fact that

70% of the world's population is BIsexual,
10% are pure HOMOsexuals and
20% are HETROsexuals

I didn't believe it, I just couldn't becoz I knew what I was, and I knew the taste preferment of my freinds but somewhere along the line, someone decided to come out and say. Hello world I am BI. And everybody decided to jump on the bandwagon and declare that they are bisexual, now about 70% of my freinds have claimed to have undergone or still undergoing a relationship with a member of the opposite sex WHILE having one with a member of the same sex at the same time. I have yet to see the 10% who are Pure HOMO though. If you are there please show yourself. I don't know who left is still a real HETRO. I admit when it first began with Ronald and Paul it was fun, now everybody would rather hook up with a member of the same sex rather than a member of the opposite. Lol, this world we have created for ourselves is a really strange one.
If some external party happened to over hear part of the story they would very very confused. As to whether Rainbow Bin was a Red Indian boy with a colourful personaity who jumped over the rubbish bin as he was earning his name OR an Asiatic girl of Hong Kong decent, we are not sure. As HE/SHE is having an affair with HIS/HER girlfreind. At the same time HIS/HER boyfreind is doing a fat guy who we are quite sure is HOMO and goes by the name of Stefan.

I don't care what you do, just have fun. lol

I have revised about 95% of the 7th form Mathematics with Calculus course. YAY! Now I can relax abit. Leonardo DiCaprio is on TV now with his Movie The beach, cool. Relaxing.... I'll type something worth reading the next time I update.

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BAH! BAH! BAH! CALCULUS SUCKS! I AM SOOOO HAPPY I AM NOT TAKING IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR!!

ATB - 9pm till I come, still such a classic Techno-Dance song. Calculus is still bloody boring. And I am realising that I may not get that 80% that I wanted. I slacked too much during the second half of the year

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