The assessments are all over. I suppose this is long overdue the
GUY'S LOOK must be told.
THE GUY'S LOOK
Okay well the thing is that if you use the
girl's look which can be found in an earlier entry. that would be so gay. You need more confidence in your stride. You need to just simply look the person in the eye. Eye contact is paramount. Lack of eye contact reults in a display of a lack of confidence. Eye contact also is a good link.if the person dosen't stare back into your eyes or doesn't smile back but instead looks away without change well, then you know that no intrest is there. Then here is the trick, once contact has been made, your look is done. Honestly what did you expect it to be. Hypnosis? I don't teach that.
well, here comes Part II once you have contact, don't stay there like your arse is stuck to the bottom of the chair. Just remove your butt off it and walk towards and introduce yourself. Don't do this on only 2 conditions, if your arse is not so large the chair sticks to your butt. Or if your arse is so ugly, that nobody would even dream of looking at your arse.
Part III: Pickup lines. Don't use them, they are a make or break thing and plus to add to the problem they are just stupid mostly. Unless you can come up with one that is really good and original. But most of the time, they aren't and it is hard to come up with a good one. Simple answer, just say hi. That works most of the time.
Yeah that is all good.
Wait sec I wanna try something (takes the stick that is already lying over here and proceeds to beat ownself). Help me, I can't help myself. I aint thinking right at the momment. My brain is disagreeing with me, stupid brain.
Today was a remarkably good day. Nothing went wrong, except that miraculously, I managed to daydream away half my pyhsics test, and I didn't realise that till the bell rang and I didn't complete the last 6 marks of the paper. First time in all of my history that it has happened to me. Nothing really intresting save for Kung Fu training today, Mr Lindgreen always uses me as a test dummy for techniques, somehow he thinks that I can take heaps of damage and still come back for a beating. The fool almost dislocated both my elbows and my right knee, oh well.
However, all is good in the land of Oz and I don't mean Australia. the literal Oz with Dorothy, her little mutt, the can of air, the sack of straw and the useless lump of meat we know as a cowardly lion. Not that I hate Lewis carrol, but all is just well in her realm. The Flying monkeys have all eaten thier fill and aren't making mischief. Oh yeah I found out the witch managed to get her monkeys to fly, she stapled chicken wings on to thier backs talk about animal cruelty.
Today's suggestion. Look for stupid Cyberchat rooms. they are always a classic laugh
Ciaoz.
