Saturday, September 28, 2002

Okay I forgot to update the blog when I said I'd type more, in fact I forgot it for a whole day. Sorry.

Well, the Goo Goo Dolls are the best band.in the whole wide world. GO GOO! Here is gone is DA BOMB! Big machine is cool too.

Ron's house yesterday was fun and cool. But not a place for single guys to hang out all the time. Brings down thier morale, especially so for some I know. But I am cool with it I ruled the party. I have no idea what t talk about. AHHHH have to help out at that under-construction house, BORING. I have been sweeping that blasted floor for 2 days in a row which add up to about 12 hours of sweeping in total. Really boring and horrible since I aint getting paid for it. and my 3 other siblings get to sit back as I work my ass off. Not that I don't have a lean piece of ass to work with, I mean my ass is so lean and smooth you could eat off it. Hell, I'd eat off it if I could. I am one sexy beast, yeah baby yeah! Do I make you horny baby? Do I? Do I? Do I make you randy? qoute from Austin Powers I simply love that movie. Now back to the house. I may be throing a party/stay-up-all-night-over/campfire thinga ma jiggy there this friday. All are invited as long as I know they are comming in advance.

Someday I will kill cupid, that annoying little brat with wings has caused me and my freinds too much trouble already. I'll take his arrows and show him where to shove them (In a nice way). That will show him. my love life is an annoying thing to deal with. i wish I could take a box and throw it inside and bury it. Matters of the heart aren't that much of a problem for me I have the guts to deal with it. But I am as normally too lazy. if only the whole population was androgynous and we reproduced like amoebas. I wouldn't mind a Joel Jr, at this point of time. I'd make him sweep the floor for me. The downside of it is we'd never enjoy sex since it doesnt exist, and if Joel Jr is as smart as me, he'll realise that there is so much more to life than sweeping floors for somebody else and he'd kill me, or at least maim me with that piece of really fine estate he has inherited from me.

Well, type more later if I can remember to. next issue: we delve deeper into the secret world of Joel and wonder what is troubling him about his personal life.

Thursday, September 26, 2002

Okie day 2 days and I am so bored I am publishing a new blog. Oh yeah Oh yeah DA MAUS IS IN DA HAUS I am bored.

lets talk bout mauses today. Mauses are little furry creature a.k.a. mouses or mice. They live in hauses also a.k.a. houses or hice. This is beggining to sound like bollocks and you must think I am a retarded fool. I'll type more later.

Tuesday, September 24, 2002

I am not too sure what I am doing but this is where I start off. I am beggining to feel the pure stupidity and novelty of the blogger thinga mah jiggy.

Oh yeah Oh yeah I finally have a blog. Now what do I say?

I sooo in love....
I just met this girl and she is sooo hot....
Phat is an acronym for Pretty Hips And Thighs...
My day sucked dick and not the small garden variety kind..

I have no clue on where to begin but I'll post something every now and then to prevent anyone from hoping I post something from getting bored of reading the same old thing.

PS: All those statements i made earlier dont mean jack. In fact I wish the first two were true.

now read this line aloud

SAME OLD THING

Cool

I managed to hit myself with a bamboo staff while practising Siu Lum Staff Form II today. Guess how hard and where, let your mind go free.

Well since it will be mostly my friends who will be reading this I'll ramble on abit on my personal life. Why do I always have to want what I cannot obtain? T'is a problem. unfortunately what I cannot obtain is mostly due to my own decisions and the situation presenting itself. Really ambigous stuff eh? Well, deal with it, guess.

Ciaoz